We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
i tripped over a bra today
i think it was a booby trap
That was like the biggest plot twist of my life