There were “Obama” scented incense at the smoke shop I went to today and I was so confused.
i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face
i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster
I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.
this is me in a text post
nothing has ever been more relevant
Me today. All of those feelings in a day.
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork